It's a little known truth that the guards at Buckingham Palace (other than having to be very tidy faced) are officially obliged to give you a Werther's Original upon request.
Can make you appear extremely knowledgable if you do this in front of a tourist who doesn't realize this!
famous person Spotting in London is a enjoyable hobby, but the first and only rule is DO NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THEM OR POINT, it's rude plus intrudes on their day, and then we won't get to see them again.
Boy George hangs out at Cargo in Shoreditch relatively frequently for example. Go out and hang around the pubs and clubs and see how many celebs you can spot in one night.
Each celeb has a card punching tool which verifies you have seen them. Ask courteously when they're not occupied and they'll punch a tag for you. Once you have a card with ten punches on, the City of London police will let you have a go on their taser shooter (in the safety of their instruction course).
I tasered an owl out of a tree on my go, and it was fucking hilarious.
I think someone here has been smoking all morning.
You get a unique cocktail depending on the wrapper style - beef is different to vegetable stock for example. They rotate these choices weekly however they're all pretty cheap cocktails, don't be expecting too much.
Boy George hangs out at Cargo in Shoreditch relatively frequently for example. Go out and hang around the pubs and clubs and see how many celebs you can spot in one night.
Each celeb has a card punching tool which verifies you have seen them. Ask courteously when they're not occupied and they'll punch a tag for you. Once you have a card with ten punches on, the City of London police will let you have a go on their taser shooter (in the safety of their instruction course).
I tasered an owl out of a tree on my go, and it was fucking hilarious.
Boy George hangs out at Cargo in Shoreditch relatively frequently for example. Go out and hang around the pubs and clubs and see how many celebs you can spot in one night.
Each celeb has a card punching tool which verifies you have seen them. Ask courteously when they're not occupied and they'll punch a tag for you. Once you have a card with ten punches on, the City of London police will let you have a go on their taser shooter (in the safety of their instruction course).
I tasered an owl out of a tree on my go, and it was fucking hilarious.
If you swipe your card, select Up, Cash then hold your card on the reader for 15+ seconds, it will unlock a small game of pong which plays for 30 seconds. You tap the screen's top or bottom corners to move the row up and down.
If there's another individual on the network, you'll be paired alongside them. If you're the only one on the system playing at the time, you'll play against simple A.I.
Your high-score is recorded on your Oyster card when you discharge after the game. One game won = 10 points. 100 points can be redeemed for £1 off any fare.
Don't do this when there's a line though for fucks sake, one and all will hate you.
If you swipe your card, select Up, Cash then hold your card on the reader for 15+ seconds, it will unlock a small game of pong which plays for 30 seconds. You tap the screen's top or bottom corners to move the row up and down.
If there's another individual on the network, you'll be paired alongside them. If you're the only one on the system playing at the time, you'll play against simple A.I.
Your high-score is recorded on your Oyster card when you discharge after the game. One game won = 10 points. 100 points can be redeemed for £1 off any fare.
Don't do this when there's a line though for fucks sake, one and all will hate you.
Stay sober then ride the 94 bus from Trafalgar to Chiswick at about 2am on a Saturday. It's perhaps one of the most entertaining experiences that I have ever had.
Wear a raincoat.
